Tide (laundry detergent) joke?
Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!
Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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are you also going to write chevy and tell them that their trucks can easily hold a human body in their trucks?
Hahahah that’s really clever and funny
I wonder what would happen if you actually sent one of those in
Jeremy
Hope you didn’t mail it ……it’s a confession , & can be used as evidence against you ! !
Good one , thanks .
Ha ha ha ha…..good one…you might start a trend endorsing all the products that were used.
After you write to the Hefty bag people perhaps you should send some flowers or something to the Shovel company…..
Did I mention how pretty you look today….. My God! You’re positively glowing, so radiant!……
haha that’s really funny!